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SACRIFICE FOR SUMMER SQUASH // JULY 24 MONSTERTOWN
SACRIFICE FOR THE MIDSUMMER SQUASH
It's time once again to come on down to the monster side of Slamtown, July 24th for MIDSOMMAR SQUASH!
Every Midsommar the denizens of Monster Town gather at the sacred site of Drake's Dealership to summon the Midsommar Squash! The Squash will pass their judgement on an unsuspecting world! Its the
HARVEST MOON SACRIFICE TOURNAMENT:
This year's festival theme is service! And these monsters intend to serve humanity! Twelve of your luckiest and slowest humans have been caught to participate in a series of matches against the monsters for the glory of the Midsommar Squash!
The loser(s) of each match will have the honor of entering the Sacrifice FINALE! Once the sacrifice is made, the Midsommar Squash will rise from his squash patch to serve humanity!
Gasp as international pop sensation B3CCA wrestles a real live bear!
Gawk at the majestic Monster Town mermaid when it matches might against Sheikah and Lara Frazier in Triangular competition!
Guffaw at the Monster Bathing Suit Contest gauntlet match!
That rascal CEREAL MAN will attend!
And grab a friend for all this and more! Anyone 21+ that can prove their humanity gets in for just twenty-five of your human dollars!
REVELATIONS 8:28
Wrestle Detective has been searching for answers. The mysteries of SlamTown call to him. Instinctively, he follows. But, where it leads him may ruin everything.
doors 7:30ish
Show 8-11ish PM Friday AUGUST 28TH 2026, #Oakland
SLAMTOWN REVELATIONS
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EKPYROTICA EP1
ANTON VOORHEES v DR MEHL
Anton Voorhees arrived in SlamTown as a stranger, claiming to be from another world. He was soon committed to the Asylum. However, he soon bonded with sedated and sadistic Prisoner 420, and threatened to reveal his identity. Dr Mehl, perhaps impressed by Anton's skills, offered him a position on the staff of the Asylum in exchange for his silence.
The Asylum faced an internal struggle over the direction of Prisoner 420. Anton tried to bring out the human behind the mask, and Dr Mehl resented him for it. The two agreed to a match; The Loser Leaves the Asylum. Left unsaid in this stipulation, the winner would control the destiny of Prisoner 420.
MIKE RAYNE v JOE DESOUL
Former Mayor Mike Rayne had retired to a peaceful life of motorcycle enthusiasm after he established our fair SlamTown, then maxed out his term limit. He and his former head of security LC3 were rarely heard from, until the emergence of Regular Rob.
Rob's story has its own twists and turns, and they also included a story of being from another world - the same one as Anton Voorhees. But, it appeared that our former Mayor had a connection with this stranger, as he came to his aid on multiple occasions. The current Mayor Von Eerie and her administration did not like having Mike Rayne interfere in her administrations affairs, and she hired a mercenary to remove Rayne from the equation.
The ad ended up being by an affable dancer named Joe DeSoul, looking for work. Though he was not quite the mercenary they had hoped, he was able to defeat Rayne in battle - with the help of the Mayors personal security force SlamTown Justice.
Two months have passed, and the former Mayor Mike Rayne has now returned for revenge.
[Ekpyrosis (from Ancient Greek ἐκπύρωσις, meaning "conflagration") is an ancient Stoic cosmological concept where the universe is periodically destroyed by a massive cosmic fire, only to be reborn in an endless cycle of creation, destruction, and recreation]
WATCH GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL on TRILLER+
BLOOD OMEN EPISODE 1
The cursed red moon and its BLOOD OMEN descend upon SlamTown through the villainous Bela Loca variant of KIDD BANDIT! And, a depressed Cereal Man feels he'll never win the 3 matches his SpaceDad said he needs to prove he's worthy of rescue. But, MacDaddy MYLO is optimistic! She watches the stars, she takes notes, and she has good news for Cereal Man! Lara Frazier is there! Also, Regular Rob v Joe DeSoul! Hosted by Buster11 and Produced by Marco,
BLOOD OMEN EPISODE 2
The Asylum brings Dr Mehl and Prisoner 420 to take on the Shaman of SlamTown Sampiro and Wrestle Detective Contra Costa Cooper! The debuting Sturdy Sal faces SlamTown LowLife Brooke Havok! Words by Anton Voorhees and BECCA and Buster11 Blood moon overhead by Kidd Bandit variant Bela Loca
BLOOD OM3N EPISODE 3
We take a look at how BECCA lost her 3 and how SH3IKAH came to be, with BECCA on commentary when SH3IKAH fights The Hood Dragon Ben Chozen! And another confrontation leads to another stipulation at the next event EKPYROTICA
BLOOD OMEN EPISODE 4 - A SHHHNARY STORY
It is suggested that you watched the playlist about the cursed library before this episode - Richard Shhhnary just wanted a quiet life in his library, but it was not to be. An entity known as OKAMI seeked refuge from MonsterTown within his library. The games OKAMI played within the library felt like a haunted torment to Shhhnary, and he seeked help. Eventually, the three headed monster known as King Giraffadorah would claim MonsterTown and its sovereignty from SlamTown. Among his demands were the return of all MonsterTown denizens to within its borders. And so, SlamTown Justice apprehended and returned OKAMI from where they had escaped, and Richard Shhhnary found peace within his library once again. But, he was not content. And so, the saga continues.
BLOOD OMEN EPISODE 5 - VAMPIRES v SlamTown
Nobody had time to check on Kidd Bandit after she was mysteriously bitten... but soon she renamed herself Bela Loca, and the vampire curse spread throughout our fair and simple town. MYLO swore that Cereal Man would win 3 matches and leave in May, but now he's fallen under the vampire curse. PRODUCED by MARCO said he would help guide the career of Lara Frazier, before they were bitten. ASSISTANT TO THE MAYOR DANIEL T has a duty to this town. But, he's also Lara's number one fan. The two briefly seemed to spark, but Daniel T's job came before his passions. But, now...all roads converge under the red moon of the BLOOD OMEN in this three v three main event. Will Vampires continue to roam in our town,Slam?
OUR VIDEO INTRO, SO COOL
kinda like an anime, no? made from highlights of WELCOME TO SLAMTOWN//SLAMTOWN 0. You can watch the whole show on youtube
the administration
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Recently, Jaguar and Gonzo publicly disagreed with the Mayor and refused to be a part of the deportation of OKAMI. As far as we know, they remain employed - and remain still our towns only line of defense.
Assistant to the Mayor - DANIEL T.
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
He's very overworked. Please be nice to him. Still getting over being Lara's number 1 Fan, but totally focused, yknow?
Daniel T is commended by the city for his part in the vampire war during the red moon Blood Omen.
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
Look, up in the sky! Its a bird, its a train! NO, its BART-Man! Pay your fare or pay the price!
[BART-Man is currently abroad, learning more about high speed railing in far off lands]
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
He was our librarian. After his sacrifice against King Girrafadorah to gain the freedom of OKAMI, he is our hero.
The library, for now, has no librarian. [Citizens are advised to avoid the library, or risk confrontation with a vengeful OKAMI]
Asylum Admin - Dr Mehl
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Asylum Admin - Dr Mehl
Follow the laws, cause breaking them would be crazy, right? Dr Mehl has the medicine you need to keep in line.
[- The Asylum is undergoing evaluation after Prisoner 420 broke free and drowned Dr Mehl]
Mayor Von Eerie says HI
Since I've been elected, our small town has grown leaps and bounds! The old mayor did a lot of good, but their time is up and my time is now. Feel free to send suggestions, but know that I've already thought of whatever you might say - and beyond. It's why I'm the mayor.
- Mayor Von Eerie