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MAY 22ND GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL
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SlamTown: MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN WRESTLE FESTIVAL
Doors 9:30ish, show 10-12ish $25 tix, 21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
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After crash landing into SlamTown, Cereal Man has had to fight for survival. Unable to handle what he called poisoned food and polluted air, he pleaded with his SpaceDad for rescue.
His father told him he had to earn his salvation by winning three matches. For months, he failed. But, after being turned into a vampire by Kidd Bandit variant Bela Loca, his undead self amassed two victories.
Astrologer MacDaddy MYLO predicted there would be a goodbye festival in his honor in May, but, after he was freed from the Blood Omen, Cereal Man returned to his losing ways.
MYLO was confident, though. For, at the May 22nd GOODBYE CEREAL MAN WRESTLE FESTIVAL, MacDaddy MYLO will ALLOW Cereal Man to defeat her, giving him the third win needed to prove to his space dad hes worthy of rescue.
ALSO:
DR MEHL
ANTON VOORHEES
DAVE RECKONING AND CHAIN MAIDENS
SHEIKAH
CHAMPION OF SLAMTOWN Rick Stoner!
more to be announced
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Video
WATCH EKPYROTICA on TRILLER+
OUR VIDEO INTRO, SO COOL
kinda like an anime, no? made from highlights of WELCOME TO SLAMTOWN//SLAMTOWN 0. You can watch the whole show on youtube
A LOW-LIFE IN A SLAM TOWN FINALE
Ben Chozen takes on Dave Reckoning!
Mighty Mayra finally faces the person that stole her Slampionship BROOKE HAVOK
The Third Episode!
Hunter Gallagher debuts against resident gooner
SlamTown Justice and Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T ran into trouble with the Wolves of SlamTown, former mayor Mr Rayne and his biker bro LC3! But, they put out an ad for a real killah - and it was answered.
EPISODE 2
Richard Shhhnary takes on the now Regular Rob, and realizes that a part of him feels missing.
Fatal Femme 5 way FEATURING Sheikah v MYLO v Lara v B3CCA v Kidd Bandit, and a fateful agreement is made after the fall
EP1 A LOW-LIFE IN A SLAM TOWN
AMIRA + THE ROGUES vs the newly aligned ANTON VOORHEES + PRISONER 420 +DR MEHL aka The ASYLUM
and
CEREAL MAN wants off this mudball! He's been trying to win matches to prove to his space dad that he's worthy of rescue. But he's only just won citizenship, and this disgraceful discharge doesn't sit well with Assistant to the Mayor DANIEL T!
the administration
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Our town is kept safe by Mayor Von Eerie's personal security - Jaguar and Gonzo - SlamTown Justice! We have no police, but they keep the peace!
Assistant to the Mayor - DANIEL T.
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
He's very overworked. Please be nice to him. Still getting over being Lara's number 1 Fan, but totally focused, yknow?
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
Mayor's security team -SLAMTOWN JUSTICE
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
Look, up in the sky! Its a bird, its a train! NO, its BART-Man! Pay your fare or pay the price!
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Dept. of Transportation - BART-MAN
He was briefly on hiatus due to a cursed library, but now he's back! Reading IS FUN again!
Asylum Admin - Dr Mehl
Librarian - Richard Shhhnary
Asylum Admin - Dr Mehl
Follow the laws, cause breaking them would be crazy, right? Dr Mehl has the medicine you need to keep in line.
Mayor Von Eerie says HI
Since I've been elected, our small town has grown leaps and bounds! The old mayor did a lot of good, but their time is up and my time is now. Feel free to send suggestions, but know that I've already thought of whatever you might say - and beyond. It's why I'm the mayor.
- Mayor Von Eerie